Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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