So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he fucked my hip out of place.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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