i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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