Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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