He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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