Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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