when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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