Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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