oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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