HIV tests are more positive than that guy
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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