So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize
