im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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