bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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