new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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