i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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