This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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