after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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