Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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