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Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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