So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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