so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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