Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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