Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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