my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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