Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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