also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Randomize
