how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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