Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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