But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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