I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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