Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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