Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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