You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
