As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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