Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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