sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This baby is an asshole
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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