She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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