i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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