You kept calling me your small dog last night.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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