they need to just BURY HIM!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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