I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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