I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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