I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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