I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
