Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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