she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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