Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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