Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize