OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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