Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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