I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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