In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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